Why does it take forever to load and unload a dvd?
Why do funeral homes tell you not to bring shoes when dressing the deceased?
Why is it troublesome at times to turn off the tv when you have cable?
Why doesn't anything rhyme with orange?
How do you get rid of junk mail permanently?
Why do I always end up in the checkout line that moves the slowest?
What do you call a male ladybug?
If you strangle a smurf, what color does it turn?
How come cows don't stain permanently?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why are there flotation devices on the seat of planes instead of parachutes?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
You know that indestructible part they use to make the black box? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
If you die and go to hell, how does your soul suffer and burn when you're not in your physical form any longer?
If you die and go to heaven, what will you do for 24 hours a day, 365 days a year?
How come they haven't invented a dryer that will make your clothes come out completely ironed?
If the US has a deficit, why can't the government just print more money and not tell anyone?
Technology is advancing like the speed of light. Why can't housekeeping advance that quick?